#Source: Red vs. Blue

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Peter: Well, look on the bright side…

Peter:

Bela: You know, if you say that, you're supposed to follow it with the bright side!

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Lucanis: Rook fills my heart with some sort of new emotion I've never felt before. They make me feel warm and want to smile. Bellara: Lucanis, I think that's happiness.

[linaderpina]

s4-s5

[emmikay]

Polites: Hey Captain? You ever wonder why we’re here?

Odysseus: It’s one of life’s great mysteries, isn’t it? Why are we here?

Odysseus: I mean, do we have any say in our own destiny, or are our lives utterly controlled? You know, by the threads of fate.

Odysseus: I don’t know man; it keeps me up at night.

Polites: …What?

Eurylochus: He meant why are we in this part of the sea. I don’t recognize any of these islands.

Odysseus: Oh.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena: That was the worst driving I've ever seen!

Walker: That's because it wasn't driving! It was falling and burning.

Yelena: ... Touché.

[misquoted-chronicles]

Deadpool: *peeking out from behind cover* What do you think Y/n will do for a distraction?

Wolverine: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Wolverine: ... or they could do that.

Deadpool: *laughing manically and clapping his hands as he runs off to join Y/n*

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Bill: Ohh, I like Blinky. He was fun

Alice: Dad, he tried to kill us

Bill: I try not to remember the bad things about people.

Alice: That's all he tried to do, there were no good things!

[incorrectteyvatism]

Kinich: You know, I really think we should try a non-violent approach to solve this.

Ajaw: I agree. Except replace the word "non" with "extremely" and after the word "violent," include the phrase "blood explosion extraordinaire."

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: What's the status up here? Raph: Fucked up. About to die. Donnie is a nerd. The usual. 

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

SpongeBob, trying to see out a window: Get over here, give me a boost!

Patrick: Okay. You are a good person, and people say nice things about you!

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Crow!Rook: Viago is definitely plotting something. Lucanis: Maybe he's scheming. Crow!Rook: No, scheming looks different. He's definitely plotting.

[headcanons-phb]

Taiju: maybe we can use the radio to triangulate his position?

Ukyo: how? we only have the one radio, we would need a third point to triangulate?

Taiju: ok, well, let's just pick a point between him and us!

Ukyo: that's not a triangle, that's a line!

Taiju: right, a line that we'll follow straight to Gen!

Senku: I can simulate a third radio by using some of this sand, and the heat from the mobile-lab's tailpipe to make an enormous refractory lens. And then-

Ukyo, at the radio: or we could just listen to the coordinates he's sending.

Taiju: uh, yeah. We can do that, too.

Taiju: what's wrong, Senku?

Senku: ...nothing...

Taiju: you really wanted to make the lens, didn't you? We can make it later when we have more time.

Senku: ...don't patronize me

[rigorousdoor21]

i'll put the post in the replies. but i've been haunted by it for the last 2 days until i finished this. i love you blue team

[emmikay]

Palamedes: Odysseus is definitely plotting something.

Agamemnon: Maybe he’s scheming.

Palamedes: No, scheming looks different. He’s definitely plotting.

[pooks]

Percy, watching the twins: Fred and George are definitely plotting something. Oliver: Maybe they’re scheming. Percy: No, scheming looks different. They’re definitely plotting.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Fighter: My sword? Fuck yeah, I know how to use it. What’s to understand about swish, swish, stab? It’s a fucking sword dude. Not a fighter jet.